Accommodation Madness: Mega Bitches Bringing Chaos

  Yo, wazzup. It's so hot in here and everyone's all gross and sweaty. Early signs of summer for the ones at the Northern hemisphere but it's always been summer in tropical countries. Well, title says it all, I wonder what you guys think about when you see the title. Hmm, figures... XD

  Yeah, I've been busy lately. I still wanna take some time to talk about my hostel life. Apparently it seems fine, but once you get to know it, there are a few things I'd like to complain about my hostel life. 

1. Alarm clocks:
  You must be wondering why that could be an issue. I guess if you stayed in university and college residences, you find it as a "thing" too. I'm fine with students setting up alarms but what the hell is with setting the alarm 1 hour earlier so that you can let it ring out from more than 1 hour? Seriously. You hear the alarm at 7am and then you take a shower, make yourself a drink, do your normal business and by the time it's 8am, the alarm is still ringing and that big ol' student is still snoring. Sometimes I wished I could bang the door and hurl an alarm clock to his face to shut him & the alarm up. 

2. Weird noises: 
  I guess a number of my friends know what I'm saying. I've been hearing strange noises coming out from one of the room near my room. It sounds like some person sharpening his knife with the window pane or something. Sometimes it sounds like rats squeaking in a cage and I wonder why students are allowed to rear pets like that in their room. If I was allowed to rear pets I'd bring my pug here. The eeriest sound I ever heard was nails or claws scratching on glass window panes. Super creepy. 

3. Wet toilet seats: 
  This is the worst thing I like to say about the hostel residents. I really don't know why they ALWAYS have to wet the toilet seats. It's extremely troublesome that I have to use my tissues to wipe the seat before I can do my business. Worst is, I don't even know whether that water is clean or not by my assumption is based on the thinking of the norm. Anything that comes out of the toilet is never hygienic. I assume those sprayers beside the toilet seat explains it. 

  I know this is a little offensive but seriously, these are offenses to me and these act has been driving me crazy. Like my neighbour who keeps staring at me whenever I walk out of my room. He looked at me all, "Here comes the Asian again, wonder if he knows I'm into the other guy next to his room?". Gosh, there's too much to say. Story of my life. Sometimes I think I reveal a little too much about my personal details on the internet but then again, who cares? 

  Just to stop giving you guys nightmares of my mundane life I guess it's time to stop. I promise the next blog will be about something happy, something funny. I'll work it out. To you guys who think my blog is all about complaints and you're not happy with it, read the title again, it's Rant and Randomness not Jokes and Things That You Like. Sorry, no offense. 

  Thus, be well, be safe, eat fruit and remember, wearing red spandex doesn't bring you luck, it just gives you a taste of what the bull's horn is like. Bye! =P

PS: About my neighbour, he's not really into that guy, I'm just saying what his expression is like. =P