Living life on the edge...

  Hi, I guess I still need a new intro but then I always end up with nothing. This blog will be a quick review of what I've been doing this 2 weeks. 

  Basically it's orientation and briefings in college, nothing much. But then, there are unique people to meet. There's one where I like to call "I-don't-you-but-don't-mess-with-my-female-friends-though-they're-not-my-girlfriends" loser. That kind of guy should be left for dead in the LOST island, he has no strategy or people skills. Every time I try to talk to his female friends, he looked at me all "Get lost, they're not yours to mix with." I plan to exclaim "Hey dude, you have a girlfriend, want me to send her a detailed report?". Yeah, weird people, that's what you get in University. Guy's with weird attitude and no strategy. 

  On the other hand, I actually like to say how intimidated I am when salesperson are watching me shop. I feel so intimidated that I don't even there to take up the products to give it a proper view. For one time, I would like to see funny faces from sales staff when you do your payment. So I was buying stuff the other day when my card has been rejected, the cashier looked at me all "Oh, here's a poverty douche, douche got no money". I wanted to scream like " No, I've got like so much money, I got so much money, come to my house I've got like so much money I give you some!", but all I managed was a "Blurh~", then the cashier chortled and I explain that I will get that card checked later. It's fun to see those "looks" cause scenes like these are really cringeworthy. 

  Other things that happen is like how I'm confused about the meaning for the acronym FTW. Most people say it actually means "For the Win" but IMO, normally the F is the 4-letter word so I agree that some people think it means " F**k the What". Both explanations are acceptable in Urban Dictionary so I guess I didn't screw this up as much as how LOL is. Thus, that's most of the things I've experienced lately. Nothing much I know but then it's the details of our mundane life that makes us chortle. Well, it's great to live life on the edge. 

  I'm actually blogging in the Student Affairs Office and people might think I got disciplinary issues to end up here but no, I just missed my blog so I thought of doing it while the WiFi here is great. Thanks for keeping up with me blog, wish you guys a lovely weekend. Be well, be safe, eat fruit and remember, movies with the title V are normally cool. Bye. =P

Love is Blind-ing

  Hi, so apparently I have to say that couples these days aren't as conservative and old-fashioned as before. You don't need a 5-star restaurant to dine and date. All you need is place with free flow drinks. =)

  I will tell you why a restaurant with free flow drinks is one of the best place to dine. 1, you save loads of money on drinks rather than buying cups of Starbucks coffee. 2, you have the reason to dine there as long as you want cause you can always say you haven't finish your drinks. 3, your lover won't mind as long as you tell her the first two reasons. XD
 
  Well, yes, those place are best for dating but mind you, places like that will always have a constant flow of customers. As one customer leaves, the next one will take their place. I myself experienced such a thing at Ikea Restaurant last weekend. Me and my family was having half of a table due to the crowded restaurant which makes it hard to get seats. So we have no choice but to share a table with a couple.

  As I've expected, this couple is the smart couple I described as above. Going all lovey dovey without bothering how it makes others feel awkward. I am okay with awkward but I can't stand it when they just don't understand how this restaurant business is going. You might say maybe they're just too busy with the cuddling, whispering and giggling but to me, there's a nice theory to explain this situation.

  We always hear people say, "Love is blind.". Same goes to this, love is blinding that you can't notice what the hell is going on around you, love is blinding that you don't realize there's a toddler right next to you staring at how you snog, love is blinding that you don't know that your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend is right at the back stalking you and waiting for revenge, love is blinding that you don't know people need a spot to dine. Love is blinding, and that's the new excuse I help them come up with.

  I don't know why I am helping them though I feel annoyed by this, but this seems to be the most rationale explanation. I guess maybe when I get a date, I might get to use this excuse as well. XD

  Sorry guys, I know the Facebook status has already stated the gist of this post, but I really am having a writers block this week and this is the best I can come up with. Maybe next time, I will say less, and blog more. I sincerely apologize to my fellow readers that I may be blogging less frequently cause I am starting Pre-U soon. I will still allocate time to do this now and then and I hope you guys can rate my blogs so that I know how this goes on. Thanks for reading and goodbye till the next post.

  Be well, be safe, eat fruit and remember, beware of ants and bugs when your love gets too sweet.
  Have fun everyone. =)

LOL

  Hi, so my last blog was a little detail of my way of interpreting "goodbyes". Sometimes I know I interpret things a little too much already. Recently, I found out that I could be abusing the word "LOL".

  To be honest, I knew nothing much of the history of this word/expression, "LOL". My way of seeing it, it's like you use it when you find an awkward situation coming out from someone. Let's say someone wants to tell you a secret and just at the right moment when they are about to say it, they suddenly say "Nature calls!" and then they go off a while to do whatever business you know. My natural instinct will help me reply: "LOL!" 

  I don't know why but that's me being funny I guess. Sometimes I use it when something isn't really that funny. Say a cold joke was shared by my friends and he said "Haha". If I don't find it funny I will reply "LOL" just to be polite cause I am speechless. Seriously, I don't know why there's an LOL in the Internet. I just use it that way. Is it right? Wrong? Correct me please cause I am clueless. Yes, I know some of you might be thinking how did I even find Google and Blogger. To be honest, I don't even know. *chortles* I'm only joking, I just don't know the real definition to LOL.

  Well, what do you guys think? Is it Laugh Out Loud? Lots Of Laughter? Lots Of Love? Laughter Of Lies? I don't know, go figure. Thinking of educating myself with Urban Dictionary. Haha. 

  Thanks for reading. LOL will still be my new word of the day (what an epic failure I am), but at least I have the urge to learn it. Au revoir till then.

Just for the fun, LOL.